“Se non vi piaccio, allora riprendetevi il vostro prezioso figlio! Meglio così — occupatevi voi di quella povera creaturina!”

The sharp, relentless electronic chime of the smartphone severed the calm rhythm of Pavel’s morning. He had pulled his sedan into the bustling parking lot of a building supply center, ready to spend a quiet Saturday crossing mundane home-improvement errands off his mental ledger. He frowned at the glowing dashboard console; the caller ID flashed an ominous, unyielding name: *Mother*.

Pavel let out an involuntary, weary exhale, his grip tightening around the steering wheel before he tapped the hands-free console.

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“Pasha, how much longer am I supposed to freeze outside your door? Are you going to open it or not?!”

The metallic screech of Inga Valeryevna’s voice vibrated through the car’s speakers before Pavel could even draw breath. It was a timbre he had known since infancy—sharp, demanding, laced with an implicit conviction that the universe was perpetually running behind her personal timetable.

“I’ve been standing on this concrete landing ringing the bell for ten solid minutes, and nobody answers! What is the meaning of this insolence?”

Pavel pinched the bridge of his nose, feeling the dull ache of a migraine taking root behind his eyes. “Hello to you too, Mother. What are you doing in front of our door? Nobody is home right now. I left hours ago to run errands across the district, and Nastya spent the night over at Natasha’s apartment. Why didn’t you call ahead? Why didn’t you tell us you were coming today?”

“Oh, wonderful! Truly marvelous!” the woman snapped, her grievance escalating into outright fury. “Now you interrogate me? And what am I supposed to do now, stand here like a pauper? Exactly how long do you intend to leave me out here in the drafty corridor?”

“I’m tied up across town for at least another two or three hours, Mother. And Nastya—I honestly don’t know her exact schedule—she wasn’t planning on heading back until this evening. So, at the very least, you have a couple of hours to kill,” Pavel said, attempting to steady his voice into an even, diplomatic baritone. “Go downstairs. Walk twenty paces to the corner; there is a very decent, warm café right next to our courtyard. Sit down, order tea, have something warm, and wait for me there.”

“Listen to yourself, Pavel! I am not sitting in some noisy public café like a discarded stray!” Inga Valeryevna bristled, her voice cutting through the car cabin like broken glass. “Call your wife this instant and tell her to get home! Does this little friend of hers live on the other side of the planet?”

“She lives across the city, Mother,” Pavel answered, feeling a surge of irritation beneath his fatigue. “And I seriously doubt she is going to abandon her plans on a Saturday morning just because you decided to travel without warning. Normal people give advance notice before crossing multiple provinces! What kind of habit is this—making executive decisions in absolute secrecy and showing up unannounced on people’s doorsteps? This isn’t the first time you’ve pulled this stunt, and you know it.”

“Do not dare lecture me, Pasha! Don’t you dare presume to tell your own mother how to conduct herself!” Inga Valeryevna’s indignation soared. “I am an adult woman, and I know perfectly well what I am doing. Call Anastasia right now. I don’t care about her morning tea parties or her silly girlfriends. Instruct her to come home immediately and unlock the deadbolt. I did not sit through seven agonizing hours on an overnight train just to spend half my Saturday abandoned on your doorstep!”

Pavel lingered in the silence, listening to the heavy, impatient breathing on the other end of the line. “Fine… I’ll call her. I’ll call her, but I’m making zero promises.”

“Call her immediately. I am standing right here. Phone me back the second you’ve given her the order, and tell me how many minutes I have left to endure this landing!” Inga Valeryevna severed the connection with an aggressive click.

“Just what I needed on a Saturday morning,” Pavel muttered to the empty windshield. The peaceful weekend had evaporated within three minutes of dialogue, replaced by the suffocating familiarity of familial tyranny. He tapped his screen and dialed his wife.

The dial tone rang six long times before the connection clicked open. A muffled, raspy murmur answered.

“Nastyona, sweetie… good morning. I’m sorry to wake you, but I have a massive problem,” Pavel began, instinctively softening his cadence to coax whatever patience remained in his sleeping spouse. “How much longer are you and Natasha going to stay in bed?”

“Pash?” Nastya’s voice was thick with deep, unhurried slumber. “What time is it? What happened?”

“Were you still sleeping?”

“Yes, of course we were,” she mumbled, a prolonged yawn breaking her words. “Natasha and I didn’t turn the lights out until dawn. We spent half the night drinking kitchen wine, reminiscing, and catching up on six months of life. What on earth is going on?”

Pavel swallowed hard. “Mother.”

A pause lingered on the line. The sleepiness began to drain from Nastya’s voice, replaced by cold wariness. “What about your mother?”

“She’s standing directly outside our front door. Right now. She just arrived from the train station and is demanding entry.”

A sharp groan echoed through the receiver. “Again? Pavel, please tell me you’re joking. Why can’t that woman stay in her own town? Why can she never, under any circumstances, pick up a telephone and give forty-eight hours’ notice like a civilized human being?”

“Please, Nastyona, don’t shoot the messenger. I asked her the exact same thing.”

“And so what are you asking me to do? Leap out of bed, abandon my best friend, hail a cab, and race across the city to play doorman to your mother while you finish running your hardware errands? Where are you?”

“I’m clear on the northern bypass, stuck with supplier deliveries and car maintenance,” Pavel pleaded, the desperation creeping into his throat. “I can’t physically reach the apartment for at least two hours. If I could, I wouldn’t dream of bothering you.”

“No, Pasha. Absolutely not,” Nastya stated firmly. The grogginess was gone, replaced by crystalline refusal. “I am not moving. I want to sleep. Today is my only free day this month, and I promised Natasha we would spend the entire afternoon together browsing galleries and having lunch. Your mother can stroll over to the café and drink tea. How long is she planning to squat in our guest room anyway?”

“I have no idea. I didn’t dare ask. You know her routine—she usually demands to leave by Sunday evening because she has three cats at home that need their scheduled feeding.”

“Splendid. Then you and your mother can manage your own weekend. I am staying at Natasha’s until Sunday evening. I won’t even cross her path. Because if I step into that hallway, the familiar opera will begin: the floors aren’t bleached correctly, the curtains gather dust, my cooking is substandard, and I’ve corrupted her golden boy. I am opting out, Pavel. Completely and utterly out.”

“Nastyona, please! I am begging you on my knees here,” Pavel groaned, leaning forward against the steering wheel. “If she sits out on that cold concrete for two hours, she will chew my soul down to the marrow. She will hold this over my head until my dying day. Just go home, turn the key, let her drop her bags inside, and then you can leave! Go anywhere you want afterward. Name your price. Anything you want, I swear it.”

A profound silence descended upon the line. Pavel could practically hear the gears turning behind Nastya’s sharp mind.

“Anything?” she asked softly.

“Anything. Name it, and it’s yours tomorrow.”

“Do you remember those tall, dark Italian leather boots we looked at last weekend in the boutique downtown? The ones handcrafted with the brass side buckles?”

Pavel flinched as if struck. “The ones that cost nearly fifty thousand rubles? Those boots?”

“Precisely those boots,” Nastya replied with chilling sweetness. “Tomorrow afternoon, you take my hand, walk me into that salon, and hand over your card without a single wince or sigh. Deal?”

“Nastya, fifty thousand is almost our entire discretionary budget for—”

“You offered unconditional terms, my love. And frankly, considering the psychic damage your mother inflicts upon arrival, fifty thousand is an act of sheer charity on my part. You have three seconds to decline, and I will happily pull the duvet back over my ears.”

Pavel squeezed his eyes shut. “Fine! Deal. The boots are yours. Just… please, Nastyona. Don’t fight with her. Open the door, smile politely, and walk out.”

“That, Pasha, depends entirely on your mother. And you know her temperament far better than I do.”

It took Nastya forty-five grueling minutes to cross the city grid. The weekend traffic snaked sluggishly along the central avenues, each red light stretching her patience thinner. By the time she stepped out of the taxi into the damp morning air, the warmth of Natasha’s cozy guest room felt like a distant, stolen memory.

She checked the glass storefront of the café near the courtyard, hoping against hope that Inga Valeryevna had yielded to reason. The café interior was quiet, populated only by a young couple nursing lattes. The matriarch was nowhere to be found.

Nastya sighed, tightened the belt of her woolen coat, and entered the apartment building’s entryway. She rode the elevator up to the eighth floor. The heavy metal doors slid back with a squeak, and the scene that greeted her was worse than she had anticipated.

There, seated directly on the hard, industrial tile of the stairwell leading to the utility roof, sat Inga Valeryevna. Beneath her, she had spread an old, gray rag pulled from who-knew-where, and beside her rested a battered imitation-leather weekend duffel. She sat rigidly upright, her arms folded tightly across her chest like a martyr carved from spiteful stone, deliberately angling herself so that every passing neighbor would witness her theatrical destitution.

Nastya took a slow, measured breath, schooling her features into a mask of courteous neutrality.

“Good morning, Inga Valeryevna,” she said, her voice even and polite. “You really ought to have called to let us know you were boarding the train. We would have made arrangements to be home to welcome you properly. It happens to be my day off, and Pasha was scheduled for cross-town errands…”

The older woman did not rise. She merely tilted her chin upward, her gaze raking over Nastya with venomous appraisal.

“Do not waste your breath offering me hollow excuses, young lady,” Inga Valeryevna declared, her tone echoing sharply against the concrete stairwell. “I do not require your permission to visit my own flesh and blood. I arrive when it suits my schedule and when necessity dictates. I certainly have no intention of submitting an itinerary for your personal approval. Now unlock the door. I am thoroughly exhausted from acting as an unpaid guard on your drafty staircase.”

A hot spark ignited in Nastya’s chest, burning through the fog of early-morning diplomacy.

“Could you manage, just once in your life, to address people with basic decency?” Nastya snapped, the veneer of politeness cracking. “Is it physically impossible for you to enter a room without this grotesque arrogance? I dragged myself across half the metropolis on four hours of sleep solely to spare you the discomfort of waiting, and the first thing out of your mouth is venom?”

Inga Valeryevna pushed herself up from the floor, snatching her dingy rag with an agile hiss. Her eyes flared with righteous fury.

“Oh, listen to the grand duchess! How dare you raise your voice at me? You reside here under my son’s roof, living off his sweat and his generosity, and you have the audacity to bare your little teeth at me? Be very careful, girl, or I will knock those teeth right down your throat!”

Nastya inserted the brass key into the lock, turning it twice with a crisp, violent snap. The door swung inward. Before Nastya could fully step across the threshold, Inga Valeryevna lunged forward, attempting to barrel past her shoulder to seize dominance over the entryway.

Nastya stood her ground, planting her forearm firmly against the doorframe to bar the path.

“Stop right there,” Nastya commanded, her voice dropping into a dangerous, low register. “Repeat what you just said. Whose apartment do you imagine I am living in? And what exactly was your threat regarding my teeth?”

“Take your filthy hands off the doorway and let me pass!” Inga Valeryevna hissed.

Without waiting for compliance, the older woman reached out with claw-like fingers, seized Nastya’s forearm in a painful grip, shoved her violently sideways into the foyer coat rack, and barged through the open door.

The physical shock of the shove reverberated through Nastya’s frame. For three agonizing seconds, she stood frozen near the coat rack, watching the older woman aggressively kick off her damp boots against the polished hardwood.

Then, the dam broke.

Nastya stepped forward, her movements devoid of hesitation. She gripped the sleeve of Inga Valeryevna’s coat before the woman could shed it, spinning her around toward the foyer mirror.

“I told you to repeat yourself,” Nastya said, every syllable trembling with icy fury. “Look at me and repeat what you said about this home and your threats of violence!”

Inga Valeryevna sneered, her lip curling into an ugly grimace of supreme condescension. “What, has your hearing deteriorated alongside your manners? If you can’t hear, go consult a physician. Don’t bark at me.”

“I am asking you a direct question,” Nastya said, her voice vibrating with restrained adrenaline. “What have I ever done to earn this ceaseless hostility? How dare you enter my home and speak to me as if I were dirt beneath your feet? You are not in your village, Inga Valeryevna. You are standing in *my* home, an apartment Pasha and I pay for together. You will behave yourself accordingly, or your problems will extend far beyond an ear exam. Do not push me. I am giving you one final, civilized warning: back off.”

“Oh, hear her! Where on earth should I hide? I am simply trembling before the mighty queen!” Inga Valeryevna mocked theatrical terror, widening her eyes before narrowing them into slits of pure bile. “I came to my son’s dwelling, which means it is my ancestral home! You? You are an absolute zero here! A transient nobody with an empty surname! You trapped my boy with your feminine tricks, dragged him away from his devoted mother, and now you have the gall to look down on me? Hold your tongue, girl, before you drive me into committing a mortal sin!”

“Then take your precious, helpless mama’s boy back!” Nastya shouted, years of swallowed indignities erupting to the surface. “Take him, pack him up, and good riddance! Go back to nursing him like an overgrown infant if you think I’m such an evil monster! But I will not be silent in my own house. You will shut your mouth, stop your vile provocations this instant, or so help me God, I will throw you out that door and return to Natasha’s!”

“You throw me out?” Inga Valeryevna barked a harsh, dry laugh, taking a deliberate step toward Nastya until their faces were inches apart. “Just try it, you little parasite! I’ll throw *you* down those stairs headfirst!”

Every shred of socialization, upbringing, and caution evaporated from Nastya’s mind.

Before the older woman could finish her sneer, Nastya’s hands shot forward with blinding speed. She gripped Inga Valeryevna firmly by the heavy woolen lapels of her winter coat, twisted her grip to lock the fabric, leveraged her entire body weight, and shoved forward with explosive force.

The front door stood wide open behind them.

Inga Valeryevna let out a bewildered squawk as she was propelled backward across the threshold. Her boots caught the elevated metal runner of the door jamb, completely upending her balance. She tumbled backward onto the landing, landing heavily on her rear directly in front of the neighbor’s decorative doormat.

Nastya didn’t stop. She scooped up the battered duffel bag and the filthy sitting-rag from the foyer floor, hurled them out onto the landing where they landed with a dull thud beside the sprawled matriarch, and slammed the heavy oak door shut.

The double deadbolts clicked into place: *thunk-thunk*.

Inside the quiet apartment, Nastya stood against the door, her back pressed against the wood. Her hands were shaking violently; her chest heaved as air burned in her lungs. She had never in her life laid hands on another human being. Yet, as the initial tremor of shock subsided, an unfamiliar, intoxicating sensation bloomed within her chest: absolute, unadulterated relief.

On the other side of the oak barrier, the landing erupted.

Heavy fists began hammering the metal frame. The sound was deafening, accompanied by high-pitched, incoherent shrieking that rattled the apartment’s transom window.

“Open this door, you psychotic gutter-rat! Open it! You assaulted me! Neighbors! Police! Call the militia! I’ll tear the hair from your skull!”

Nastya ignored the pounding, walked over to the kitchen island with trembling knees, poured a glass of cold tap water, drank it in three gulps, and picked up her phone.

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### Chapter V: The Line Drawn in Steel

“Pash,” Nastya said into the receiver. Her voice was remarkably steady now, cooled by the finality of what had transpired. “I warned you. I explicitly told you not to send me into a cage with that madwoman.”

“Nastyona? What’s happening? Why are you breathing like that? I’m nearly done here, I’m heading toward the car.”

“I threw her out.”

A dead silence hung on the line. “You… what?”

“You heard me. I physically threw your mother out of our apartment. She pushed me, threatened to shatter my teeth, told me I was a worthless nobody living in her son’s house, and dared me to act. So I acted. I took her by the coat lapels, pushed her out onto the landing, locked the deadbolts, and threw her luggage after her.”

“Nastya… sweet heaven, tell me you’re exaggerating.”

“Listen for yourself,” Nastya said coldly. She walked back to the foyer and held the phone up toward the door.

Through the receiver, Pavel heard the unmistakable, savage shrieks of his mother, punctuated by the rhythmic, violent thud of heavy boot-heels kicking against the lower panel of his front door. The obscenities she was bellowing were colorful enough to scandalize the entire nine-story building.

Just then, Pavel’s phone vibrated against his ear with a second incoming call: *Mother*.

“I hear it,” Pavel said, his voice sinking into a tone of quiet, crushing exhaustion. “She’s calling my other line right now. Nastya… don’t unlock that door under any circumstance. Don’t engage. Just stay inside where it’s safe. I am five minutes away.”

“I have no intention of unlocking it, Pavel. Not today, not tomorrow, not in this lifetime. She behaves like an escaped lunatic. You can take her straight to a psychiatric ward for all I care, but she will never cross this threshold again. If she steps inside, I pack my bags permanently.”

“I understand,” Pavel whispered. “Stay inside.”

He switched lines, bracing himself as he clicked the green icon.

“Where on earth are you, Pavel?!” Inga Valeryevna screeched, her voice cracked from shouting. “Do you have any concept of what your wretched little peasant wife just did to me? She ambushed me from behind! She grabbed me like a common criminal and hurled me out onto the filthy stairs like a stray dog! My back is bruised! My dignity is shattered! When you arrive, I demand you put that insolent little viper in her place—I will teach her what it means to cross this family!”

“Go downstairs, Mother,” Pavel said. His tone was eerily quiet, lacking any trace of the previous anxiety.

“What? What did you say? Why should I go downstairs?”

“Walk down the stairs, exit the building, and wait on the bench outside. I am turning into the courtyard now. I am putting you in the car, driving you directly to the central railway terminal, and buying your ticket home. You are not stepping one foot inside that apartment today.”

“Excuse me?!” The outrage on the line was so sharp it distorted the microphone. “You dare turn me away? You dare cast your own mother aside? Ah, I see it now! That scheming little harpy called you and spun her pathetic web of lies, didn’t she? And you, my own flesh and blood, are dancing like a trained circus bear to her whistle!”

“I am not dancing to anyone’s whistle, Mother,” Pavel said, his voice flat, heavy, and final. “I told you to walk down. I am pulling up to the curb. I am taking you back to the station where you can catch the afternoon train back to your apartment and your cats. You can scream at them all you like. But you will never, as long as I draw breath, treat my wife like an intruder in her own home. I am sick of it. Every single time you appear, you bring chaos, humiliation, and bile into our lives, and we spend the next month repairing the wreckage. I am done. It ends today.”

“Pavel! Don’t you dare speak to me—”

Pavel tapped the red button, cutting her off mid-syllable. He tossed the phone onto the passenger seat, his knuckles whitening on the steering wheel as he navigated the narrow archway into his courtyard.

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### Chapter VI: The Severing of the Cord

On the eighth-floor landing, the silence returned abruptly. Inga Valeryevna stood staring at her silent mobile screen in disbelief. She glared at the locked door one last time, spitting a final, venomous curse toward the keyhole: “You haven’t won, you wretched girl! You can’t hide behind that wood forever! I’ll dig you out from under the earth itself!”

Nastya, standing quietly behind the peephole, didn’t utter a sound. She watched the distorted silhouette of her mother-in-law gather her bruised pride, snatch up her duffel bag, and stomp heavily toward the elevator bank.

Five minutes later, Pavel’s car rolled to a halt beside the children’s playground in the courtyard. Inga Valeryevna was waiting near the bench, her face flushed red with indignation, her eyes shooting daggers through the windshield.

She yanked the passenger door open, dropped her bag roughly onto the floor mat, and slammed the door with enough violence to shudder the chassis. She fixed her son with a glare designed to reduce him to a chastised schoolboy.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” Pavel asked quietly, keeping both hands resting on the wheel without shifting into drive. “Don’t even begin trying to convince me this was Nastya’s fault. I have known you for thirty-two years, Mother. I know your temper, I know your cruelty, and I know exactly which buttons you pushed to drive a gentle woman to physical violence.”

“And you honestly intend to let her go unpunished for what she did to me?” Inga Valeryevna demanded, her voice trembling with theatrical grief. “Your own mother, shoved onto the floor like trash! What kind of man allows his wife to assault his mother?”

“What would you have me do? March upstairs, strike my wife, and demand she bow to your tyranny? For what? Because my mother carries a live grenade in her skull instead of common sense?”

“Brilliant! Spectacular!” The woman threw her hands up, the victimhood now operating at full theatrical capacity. “So now everything is my fault! The victim is blamed! You know what? Fine! Drive me to the station! Take me away from this den of vipers! But understand this clearly, Pavel: after this unforgivable betrayal, I will never set foot near you again! You will no longer be a son of mine! I disown you!”

Pavel turned his head slowly, studying the hardened, bitter lines of the face that had dictated the fears of his youth. The threat of abandonment—her favorite weapon, the cudgel she had used to keep him obedient through childhood, adolescence, and college—hung in the air between them.

For the first time in his life, the threat held no terror. It brought only a profound, liberating stillness.

“How did you get here from the station this morning, Mother?” Pavel asked quietly.

“What do you mean, how? I took a taxi, of course!” she snapped.

Pavel eased the car into gear, rolled forward twenty yards until they cleared the courtyard security barrier, and pulled smoothly over to the curb on the main street. He shifted into park and unlocked the doors.

“Get out,” he said.

Inga Valeryevna blinked, her haughty expression faltering for a fraction of a second. “What do you mean, ‘get out’?”

“I mean exactly what I said. Step out of the vehicle.” Pavel looked directly into her eyes, his gaze steady and cold. “Since you have just declared that I am no longer your son, that means you are no longer my mother. And I have no obligation to provide free chauffeur services to abusive, hostile strangers. Get out, hail a taxi, pay the fare, and go back to your town. Do not call my number. Do not knock on my door. Stop trying to poison my life. Thirty years of your psychological warfare was more than enough for one lifetime.”

Pavel leaned across the console, pushed the passenger door wide open to the chill autumn wind, and sat back.

Inga Valeryevna stared at him, her mouth opening and closing like a landed fish. The realization that her ultimate weapon had shattered against his apathy paralyzed her for a moment. Then, recovering her spite, she let out a loud, theatrical snort of contempt, grabbed her duffel by the strap, and stepped out onto the sidewalk.

“You’ll regret this!” she spat, slamming the car door behind her.

Pavel didn’t watch her retreat. He shifted into reverse, swung the car back through the security gate, parked neatly in his designated stall, and took the elevator up to the eighth floor.

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### Chapter VII: The Balance Sheet of Peace

When Pavel unlocked the apartment door, the apartment was warm, fragrant with the scent of fresh coffee, and bathed in quiet afternoon light.

Nastya was sitting at the kitchen table, her hands wrapped around a ceramic mug. The trembling had left her, though her posture remained defensive, ready for a continuation of the storm.

Pavel kicked off his boots, hung his jacket on the rack, and walked into the kitchen. He leaned against the counter, looking down at his wife with genuine regret softening the lines of his face.

“So?” Nastya broke the silence, raising an eyebrow. “What did you do with the resident hurricane? Did you actually escort her to the platform in record time?”

“No,” Pavel said quietly, pulling out a chair and sitting opposite her. “She’s taking a taxi. We had a brief… definitive conversation by the curb. I don’t think she will ever be coming back here.”

Nastya looked at him searchingly, searching his eyes for hesitation or lingering resentment. “You *think*, or you *know*?”

“I know,” Pavel answered. A faint tinge of sorrow edged his words, the inevitable grief of mourning an idealized parent who had never truly existed, but beneath the sorrow lay ironclad resolve. “She made her choice, and I made mine. It’s over, Nastyona. She won’t darken this doorway again.”

He reached across the table and covered her hand with his own. “I am so deeply sorry. I should never have asked you to come back this morning. I knew what she was capable of, and I put you in harm’s way out of pure cowardice. You aren’t furious with me, are you?”

Nastya studied his face for a long moment. Slowly, the tension drained from her shoulders, and the familiar, playful glint returned to her dark eyes. A mischievous smile touched the corner of her lips.

“Whether I am furious with you, my darling Pasha, remains to be seen tomorrow morning.”

Pavel blinked, a look of genuine bewilderment washing over his tired features. “Tomorrow? What happens tomorrow?”

“What happens tomorrow?” Nastya repeated, taking a slow, deliberate sip from her mug before leaning forward across the table. “Tomorrow, bright and early at ten o’clock, you will escort me down to that charming Italian boutique on the boulevard. And there, you will tender your profound, heartfelt apologies in the precise physical form of those exquisite fifty-thousand-ruble leather boots you solemnly pledged to buy me. Or did you honestly believe that amid all this domestic warfare, a woman forgets the terms of her contract?”

Pavel stared at her for a beat, the absurdity and beauty of the moment washing over him, until a genuine, rumbling laugh broke from his chest.

“Fifty thousand rubles,” he chuckled, shaking his head as he pulled her closer. “Considering you bought me my permanent freedom from maternal tyranny for that price… I’d say I got the bargain of a lifetime.”

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